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    Okay, there we go. it's very long, but very...

    Okay, there we go. it's very long, but very funny, hope you enjoy them ^^
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    501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is...

    501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.

    502. -Changing the location does not make it appropriate.

    503. -No matter how much money I...
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    401. I may not try to find out if any of the owls...

    401. I may not try to find out if any of the owls are David Bowie in animagus form.

    402. I will not ask people what their demons are.

    403. I will not offer Professor McGonagall lasagna.

    404....
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    301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace...

    301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

    302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.

    303. Neither are the ghosts.

    304. I am not a magical creature.
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    201. I will not melt if water is poured over me....

    201. I will not melt if water is poured over me.

    202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

    203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.

    204. I am not a Wirn animagus, either.

    205. I will not ask...
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    101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine...

    101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "The Sorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."

    102. Using the Engorgio charm on...
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    @ hogwarts.. 1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs...

    @ hogwarts..

    1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

    2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can...
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