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Thread: Corrupt a Wish

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    Senior Member rikki21@hellokitty.com's Avatar
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    Corrupt a Wish

    Rules:
    • I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it (like a mischievous genie), and so on and so forth.
    • No double posts.

    Example:
    Quote Originally Posted by 1
    I wish I had a Corvette.

    Quote Originally Posted by 2
    Granted. You got a aesthetically pleasing corvette, however upon taking it out for it's maiden voyage it promptly breaks down. When you take it to the repair shop you learn that you have to replace everything inside which costs just about what a corvette would normally cost.

    I wish I was the most attractive person in the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3
    Granted. You are the most attractive person in the world, and both sexes now want your body.

    I wish I had a big, juicy steak.
    Quote Originally Posted by 4
    Granted. Your steak is big and juicy. It sadly is so big it won't fit in your house, so it's in your backyard on top of the grass. Its juicyness also causes a flood of steak juice in your neighborhood.

    I wish for...
    Let's begin!

    I wish I had a lifetime supply of Thin Mint cookies.

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    Granted, but they will all arrive at the same time.

    I wish it wasn't raining.

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    Granted, but then it starts hailing, mwahaha...

    I wish I had a kitten.
    The best things in life are free... Except for chocolate!

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    Granted, but then it runs away.

    I wish everyone could be happy.

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    Granted, but everyone smiles too much.

    I wish I could have superpowers!

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    Granted, but you gained the super ability to laugh uncontrollably at awkward times.

    I wish I could have a big glass of chocolate milk right now.

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    Granted, but it's the size of a swimming pool.

    I wish for a new Hello Kitty plushie.

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    Granted, but it's defective to the point where you cannot recognize it's Hello Kitty.

    I wish my cats would learn how to use the toilet.

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    Granted, but they keep you up at night constantly flushing it.

    I wish I was taller.

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    Granted, but now you're too tall to fit anywhere.

    I wish there were no bad smells in the world.

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