100 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart!

[dudette4475@hellokitty.com]

(I copied this from another forum site, so dibs to you, Tamagotchi Home!)Simple enough, post 1-3 ways of getting booted from a supermarket (in this case Walmart)! Don't make them rude, don't make them too vague, and try not to copy anyone else's. Thanks!
I'll start:
#1: Lol, be like this guy!!:
#2: Be the 'greeter' and give everyone a European hello, a kiss on each cheek! Trust me, it would be really funny if you tried it at Walmart.
Ok, now you try posting some ideas!

[zombieroxas@hellokitty.com]

Walk into the Walmart acting like any normal shopper, then when your surrounded by people, do this:

Fall to the floor on your back and scream "I'VE GOT NO BOOOONES!" really loud.
That, my friends, is a game I call "No Bones Screaming"
Basically, you pick a random moment when a lot of people are around and fall on the floor and scream that you have no bones. The fun part is the reactions the people around you give xD

[Tacitala]

Find a way to get a hold of the speakers used for announcements and link it to your iPod. Pick an completely out of place play list, like "Disco" or "Heavy Metal" and start a party.

[kittyxochococat@hellokitty.com]

Sing in a weird made up language and a creepy voice.

[tonyamchugh@hellokitty.com]

Run around shouting Harry Potter spells at shoppers XD


Rictusempra!

[rikki21@hellokitty.com]

Stupefy!

Follow an employee around asking them the same question over and over. Or just stare.

[~Corni Number One Lover~]

Act like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Or Dr. Eggman.

Or act like Kirby (as in, litterally act like him and try to eat everything you see...).

...or shout 'PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!' REALLY loud and then knock down every soda can in the enter store.

Insta bann.

Garentied.


:P XD :P XDD

Edit; lol..Fred is awesome XD

[rubyjewel230@mymelody.com]

Start crying like a baby and when somebody looks at you you start throwing stuff around. (that's what my brother used to do)

[kerbananastar@hellokitty.com]

Press all of the buttons in the toy asile and dance to them like an insane person.

[gjump89@hellokitty.com]

Walk into the Walmart acting like any normal shopper, then when your surrounded by people, do this:

Fall to the floor on your back and scream "I'VE GOT NO BOOOONES!" really loud.
That, my friends, is a game I call "No Bones Screaming"
Basically, you pick a random moment when a lot of people are around and fall on the floor and scream that you have no bones. The fun part is the reactions the people around you give xD

AHAHAHA, k...i need to see this happen before i die.